Long in the tooth Long in the tooth I'm lookin' round the corner And I'm long in the tooth Waiter, hey check please In the corner booth I'm feelin' rather long in the tooth Time is a loser, boozer, schnoozer He carried up and married up A midwest hoosier Coffee beans Fax machines Playin' like a schmoozer He's gettin' rather long in the tooth Oysterhead, Zeppelin Led Shoulda heard what granny said Paco de Lucia never seen a man like Flouncin' Fred Wrapped up Tapped out Crapped on Bled He's feelin' rather long in the tooth Long in the tooth Long in the tooth Mother Nature's greedy when You're long in the tooth You ain't afraid of dyin' But you're terrified of youth You must be gettin' rather Long in the tooth Long in the tooth Long in the tooth If you're watchin' Price is Right Then you're damn long in the tooth I sold of my rebellion For a pocket full of couth 'Cause I'm gettin' rather Long in the tooth Stompin' Tom says "Hey, hi, heave, hi, ho" (3x) Long in the tooth Long in the tooth Well I'll take mine dirty With a splash of Vermouth I kinda like bein' long in the tooth