You're a mean one, Mr. Grinch
You really are a heel
You're as cuddly as a cactus, as charming as an eel, Mr. Grinch
You're a bad banana with a greasy black peel!
You're a monster, Mr. Grinch
Your heart's an empty hole
Your brain is full of spiders, you have garlic in your soul, Mr. Grinch
You're a vile one, Mr. Grinch
You have termites in your smile
You have all the tender sweetness of a seasick crocodile, Mr. Grinch
Now, given a choice between the two of you I'd take the seasick crocodile, seasick crocodile!
As the words that best describe you are
"Stink, stank, stunk"!
(No, no, no)
"Stink, stank, stunk"
Oooh, Mr. Grinch, Mr. Grinch
