She said that it's probably a bad place to be But it's probably worse than Manhattan Looks like shit and it feels like America Looks like shit and it feels like America Take the train right up to the zoo Don't look back on what you've been through Cause everyone's got a Monday Looks like shit and it feels like America Looks like shit and it feels like America It's nice to be liked But it's better by far to get paid I know that most of the friends that I have Don't really see it that way But if you could give em each one wish How much do you want to bet They'd wish success for themselves and their friends And that would include lots of money I would surely include lots of money So if there are any of you little green elves Sitting out there today Step right up wish me old Irish luck But I also need shitloads of money And if there are any of you dirty rich old men Sitting up there in the shade Step right up I'm a (?) fuck But I'm gonna need shitloads of money I have got to have shitloads of money I have got to have shitloads of money (backwards part-