Well, I need a lot of OJ I'm afraid I gotta say Freshly squeezed from my TV set Every single day Marcia Clark and Johnny Cochran They provide vitamin C I love Lance, Christopher Darden And that crusty old F. Lee If I lived in California Or some other Western state Then I could get it in the morning And I wouldn't have to wait For my fix of OJ It's just like a shot of dope With all it's aspects of Greek tragedy It's better than a soap Oh, and the white folks, black folks, brown folks at the bar and on the stand Oh, in the matching glasses there's the bearded yellow man There's blood and mud and tears and gloves and coverage never stops Experts, nest door neighbors, sex and drugs and dogs and cops Marcia's marriage broken, Johnny beat up his ex-wife Tell me, with this cast of characters who needs to get a life? I'll bet Bailey and Shapiro they still hate each others guts The dream team needs Colin Ferguson, somebody really nuts Hey, let's not forget the victims, even though they're hardly there Except for drops of blood and DNA on socks and hair Sometime's it's all in Spanish, tell me did you know That when she says, "I don't remember," what she really means is, "No." Oh, and the white folks, black folks, brown folks at the bar and on the stand Oh, in the matching glasses there's the bearded yellow man There's blood and mud and tears and gloves and coverage never stops Experts, nest door neighbors, cleaning ladies, dogs and cops Kato Kaelin is a hero, Fong and Fuhrman both are bums Every juror gets a book deal, everybody wants some crumbs And it may all end in mistrial, we may do it all again Maybe we'll get a verdict in the year 2010 OJ rolls his eyes toward Heaven - does he deserve to burn in hell? And the camera rarely leaves him, it's got a tale to sell And we're glued to our TV sets, focused on one soul It's bigger than the budget, Bosnia, the Super Bowl And I wanna visit Bundy, take a trip to Rockingham I wanna drive a Bronco - I've forgotten who I am All those legal experts on Geraldo, they're so sharp and smart and cool They work the system - it's not perfect, you perfect that in law school Oh, and the white folks, black folks, brown folks at the bar and on the stand Oh, in the matching glasses there's the bearded yellow man There's blood and mud and tears and gloves and coverage never stops Experts, nest door neighbors, sex and drugs and dogs and cops Those experts, nest door neighbors, cleaning ladies, dogs and cops