My ancestors planted some sequoias by a road 
I've driven down that road since I was born 
Oh, never have you ever seen so many perfect evergreens 
But I would chop them all down just for you 

I have walked a million miles in a hundred pairs of shoes 
In search of some universal truth 
Well a deity just came to me and handed me a scroll to read 
And I will gladly pass it on to you. 

Anything for you 
All of this is true 
But the best story that I could ever tell 
Is the one where I am growing old with you. 

I was having rotten luck and nothing went my way 
'Til I stumbled on a clearing in the woods. 
I found a town of leprechauns and grabbed each one for wishing on 
But I would let them all go just for you. 

I have crossed a natural plane and communed with the dead 
But people always seem to want some proof. 
No one even would believe, my love, that evil I got pictures of 
But I would throw them all out just for you. 

Anything for you 
All of this is true 

But the best story that I could ever tell 
Is the one where I am growing old with you 

My scar is from a polar bear, my curse is from a witch, 
I've caught a giant squid in all the seven seas. 
I've picked up rocks from distant moons astronomers will discover soon 
But I would give them all back just for you. 

I've gotten drunk and shot the breeze with kings of far off lands 
They showed me wealth as far as I could see. 
But their kingdoms seemed all shrivelly and they cried with jealousy 
When I leaned in and told them about you. 

I'd give up anything 
(Anything for you) 
I'd give it all 
(All of this is true) 
But the best story that I could ever tell 
Is the one where I am growing old with you. 

All I've ever wanted, see, was to tell you honestly 
I'd do anything for you. 
I'd do absolutely anything for you.