I see you down there 
With your balding hair 
And I wanna touch the spot 
I dont care what used to be there 
I just wanna touch the spot 
I got some plastic drawers 
And here there are no laws 
A tickle with a feather 
In hot shorts made of pleather 
I got a fetish for it 
And I just cant describe it 
It gives me such a rush, makes me wanna blush 
I pick it, I pluck it and then oooh.... 
A tickle with a feather 
In hot shorts made of pleather 
Heels and slippers make me quiver 
Shake, shake, shake 
Cakes and muffins and cookies too 
And pies in the face 
Toys & boys & rings & things 
Shake & bake and everthing 
Cum & shit & furniture 
And public bathrooms thats for sure 
Smelly socks and underwear 
Eye snots and pubic hair 
Crooked teeth and sexy arms 
Elvis, dice & lucky charms 
I see your hiney, its big and shiny 
You better hide it before I bite it! 
To make you understand, 
Well you just gotta try it