I´ll stare in the sun too long 
And burn my eyes out 
I´ll hold my hand on the store 
And melt my flesh off 

Dare me to jump and I´ll be the first 
Can´t push me too far cuz I´m always the worst! 

I´ll be the one who´s actually dumb 
I´ll be the one to do the things tha´ no one´s done 
I´ll be the first one to take the dare 
Cuz I´m # 1! I´m not scared! 

I´ll shave my nose off 
I´ll chop my baby toe off 
I´ll tattoo my eyes from the inside 
So I can see it! 

I´ll pierce my colon 
So my shit comes out like Play Dough 
I´ll knock my tooth out 
I´ll slice my ear lobe! 

I´ll be the one who´s actually dumb 
I´ll be the one to do the things tha´ no one´s done 
I´ll be the first one to take the dare 
Cuz I´m # 1! I´m not scared! 

You can´t stop me 
You can´t shock me 
I´m too crazy! 
Cuz I´ll chop off my leg 
I´ll tattoo my head 
And don´t think I won´t fucking do it! 

I´ll Be the one who´s actually dumb 
I´ll be the one to do the things tha´ no one´s done 
I´ll be the first one to take the dare 
Cuz I´m # 1! I´m not scared!