Baby girl, you need to go to sleep I haven't made love to your mom for 3 weeks You're my princess, I'll build you a castle But first stop acting like a asshole Go to sleep! My precious little daughter, (yeah) you are just something sweet I'm tryna make love to your mom so go the fuck to sleep You stayed up crying every night for like a fucking week The only thing that I can do is hold you, smoke a blunt, and drink So one, two, three to the four, dad loves you I'm gonna pay your college tuition And make every dream that you ever had come true When you're sixteen I'm gonna buy you a car You'll be beautiful in it But please, for the love of God Can your mom and I have two or three minutes alone Without the stressful crying The next door neighbors probably gonna call the cops And accuse your pops of domestic violence Most of the time I want to kiss you You're soft But right now I feel like ripping you off So lie down and go to sleep My sweet little daughter Your mom and I are trying to make love tonight I said go to motherfucking sleep My sweet little daughter So Mom and I can [pause] tonight Baby girl, you need to go to sleep I haven't made love to your mom for 3 weeks You're my princess, I'll build you a castle But first stop acting like a asshole Go to sleep! Little girl You, your mom, and your brother Are the only things that I truly care about in this world And I don't really wanna be rude but listen Me and your mom had a god damn relationship that was wonderful and perfect Years before you existed So what? You're here a couple months And you cry a couple times And you think you get to cock block dad while he's at his physical prime Is you out of your goddamn mind Apparently you don't understand that your fucking parents need a little romance therapy A little no pants therapy I wanna put you in your crib but I'm scared to leave If I leave then the [?] Don't you understand that all this crying is the exact reason Your mom and I got in a huge argument the other night at Costco's She was like “would you stop eating all those goddamn free samples You're 10 pounds overweight already” And you just sat in the grocery cart and didn't defend me I buy you all these diapers Why you acting like I'm rich You always hating on your daddy Why you acting like a- No, no, no, no I'd never call you that, you know that I love you to death, I'm just saying Sometimes you gotta let me and Mom do our thing Baby girl, you need to go to sleep I haven't made love to your mom for 3 weeks You're my princess, I'll build you a castle But first stop acting like a asshole Go to sleep!