Jesus Christ you've come out of hiding
Just sign here on the dotted line 
I'll see you're ok 
I'll say to you expenses are high

Seeing you've made it before 
I'll take 20% and no more (gross) 
Oh, tell me lord did you happen to bring with you
A salable piece of the cross 

Crown of thorns 
A disciple or two 
We'll sell them Jesus hats 
Jesus socks

Jesus coats 
We'll sue the pope
Jesus shoes 
Jesus dirty books too 

I wonder what will billy graham do 
Let me say how much I respect your wish 
To feed the multitude with 5 loaves and a fish 
But I'm sure you'll see by going on the road with me 

Will make the needy pay 
There's more money that way 
We'll sell them jesus hats 
Jesus socks 

Jesus coats 
We'll sue the pope 
Jesus shoes 
Jesus dirty books too 

I wonder what will billy graham do