Did you ever hear this one About the one that got away She snuck right out the back door It was on the news today I was fishing for a hit song When you woke me out of bed But now I'm inspired and my brain is tired And my eyes are blood red Go ahead and eat your sucker I won't say a word He gave you the castle You gave me the bird Everybody is grey (I'm turning blue) Everything that I say (Is about you) Don't take this wrong I hope your arms are long 'Cause you're gonna need 'em When I'm going over your head Uh hello, can I take your order? I've been waiting for days I like a little compassion With a side of mayonnaise You never let the glue dry When you broke me in two And I'm not some stupid little model car That you can abuse Go ahead and eat your sucker I won't say a word He gave you the castle So I'll give you the bird