Once upon a time I went downtown
you would not believe fuckin’ what I found
as big as your dick, as hard as a rock
there was what became my writer’s block

I used all my power, I used all my skills
I went thru a great many nightmares and thrills
but finally I made it without fallin’ dead
I moved that block inside my head

I’m starting to want it, I’m starting to to need it
and I feel that fine forever, but I won’t regret it never and ever
I’m starting to want it, I’m starting to to need it
and I feel that fine forever, but I won’t give in

Twice upon a time I went uptown
but this time there was nothing to be found
neither small nor big, neither cunt nor dick
this K.M. story style, that’s my favourite trick

I used all my power, I used all my skills
I went thru a great many nightmares and thrills
but finally I made it without fallin’ dead
I kept that block inside my head

Say, how do you want it?
say, how you wanna need it?

I’m starting, starting to take it
I’m starting, starting to break it
once upon a time I should not have gone
twice upon a time I could carry on