Awww yeah! Uh uh huh 
One two microphone check one two 
Microphone check one two microphone check one two 
Tell you what I'm gonna do 

On and on and on is how the beat goes 
So sell the British Walkers and cut the afros 
And dance till the feeling is gone in your toes 
I wear shorts in the summer Timberlands when it snows 
Sometimes I like to chill sometimes I like to mingle 
Sometimes I get the fever for the flavor of a single 
Sexy young slimmy, but not too young, though 
That's because Jimmy might end up on death row 
Now this here jam is like a special kind of song 
It's not too short, but then again it's not too long 
I brought someone with me, someone you might know 
He's bound to wreck your body from the tip of your toe 
All the way up to your last hair follicle 

Hey hey hey, it's me the diabolical 
Yes, y'all and, it's time for me to fall in 
To a funky beat to make you have a ball and 
Jump, make you move your rump on the floor and like 
pump 
C'mon don't be a chump, I see four and maybe five 
Live party people but the rest did not survive 
(Why?) They had a cardiac arrest 
Now rocking microphones is something I do daily and 
Making people dance like if I was Albert Alien 
People just love it when the Biz starts to play 
With my (beatboxing), and by the way 
Skeezing with a girl is something I get tricky 
And I'm the sneaky type to like slip a girl a Mickey 
And I live the type of life that's far from affordable 
Standing on the corner calling cuties on the portable 
Me and Master Ace is FONKY (Word to Miz) 
Yo, who is it Ace? (It's me and the Biz) 

It's me and the Biz 

Yo Ace, I got an, um, question 
Excuse me brother, but can you spare a dime? 

Naw, but if you want, I can kick a funky rhyme 
All I need is a groove that's as smooth as a harp and 
I'm ready to talk nuff shit like Al Sharpton 
I take the stage and engage in a page and 
My name is Master Ace and 22 is the age 

Yo, I'm the B-I-Z M and, like a lot of women 
Bought a new car because the first one was a lemon 
Oochie Louie Findy, me and Sexy Cindy 
Riding around the block as if I was in the Indy 
Everybody pointing cause I am the joint and 
They know it's me, because I'm the B-I-Z 
Sometimes I lie in bed all day and think about my life 
Should I just kick rap and settle down with kids and a 
wife? 
And get a regular job where I'm working 9 to 5 
Shit, I'm the Biz and it's great to be alive 

I'm making crazy hits, a winner never quits 
So those that used to diss me in the past are having 
fits 
But I just sit back and kick my feet up on the table 
Cause I'm able to rock a crowd without a cable 
Or a Cuban Link and (Yo, Lincoln wasn't Cuban!) 
So I still produce Def Jams like my name was Ricky 
Rubin 
M-A-S-T-E-R and this ain't store bought hip-hop from a 
jar and 
It sure ain't Stephanie Mills playing Dorothy in the 
Wiz 
It's me and the Biz 

It's me and the Biz 

I'm a 100% proof and rag on the roof and 
Pulling crazy cuties without a gold tooth 
Wilding, styling, this land is my land 
(You're a) prisoner to my music like you was on Riker's 
Island 
A slim, soft-spoken brother from the ghetto 
My name is Master Ace and I thought that you should 
know 
You run your rhymes like a horse and force 
Extra booty lyrics on the crowd like you're the boss 
I think you'd better keep them to yourself 
Do it for yourself, put your lyrics back up on the 
shelf 
Now I'm going to pass it to the B-I-Z M-A-R-K-I-E 
'Cause I know you want to see him 

Ah one two, one two, this is what I'm gonna do 
Keep the place jumping, get it wild like a zoo 
If anyone can do it, the B-I-Z can 
Peace to Marley Marl, Tagedy, and MC Shan 
And my cousin Cool V and, TJ Swan E and 
The Jungle Brothers swinging from a tree and 
EPMD and, Nice and Smooth B and 
MC Craig G and, Just I-C-E and 
The list goes on and on and on and on 
I go to Dapper Dan or Bennetton 

Hey hey, I got some shout outs, I know you all bought 
my new album 
I know everybody in Brooklyn bought it 
Everybody in Jersey bought it 
Everybody in uptown bought it 
Eveerybody in Philidelphia and California and Florida 
bought my new album 
I'm Biz Markie, I'm down with my cousin Cool V, TJ 
Swan, Marley Marl...