I was fighting the mold in my bowl with my pee, 
when a thought popped into my brain. 
If all of us hated high school so much, 
why was nothing ever changed? 
So i called Brian up, with my plan that's red hot. 
It was a private institution in the name of punk-rock. 
We got some government funding, 
and our own private road, 
and 666 for our radio snow code. 

I had a dream, when I was in high school 
That I attended, the punk rock academy. 
I had a dream, when I was in high school, 
That I attended the punk rock academy. 

Chris Jensen's teaching science & he's still running mountain. 
We fired the guy from bad religion cuz he sold punk rock out, 
and we'll give the dirty punks a dip & get rid of all their fleas. 
And we'll never ever buy anything with a UPC. 

I had a dream, when I was in high school 
That I attended, the punk rock academy. 
I had a dream, when I was in high school, 
That I attended the punk rock academy, 
and no one made fun of me.

At the punk rock academy.
Where all the students,
they're diagnosed with A.D.D.
Take me home tonight.
I don't wanna let you go till the feeling's right.
Take me home tonight.
I don't wanna let you go till the feeling's right.

We will import a token jock, & then we'll kick his token ass! 
And there will never ever be a physical education class! 
Think about it and you'll agree. 
It's the bizzity bizzity bomb! 
and maybe we can get assuck to play the senior prom!

I had a dream, when I was in high school 
That I attended, the punk rock academy. 
I had a dream, when I was in high school, 
That I attended the punk rock academy, 
and no one made fun of me.