Splashing - making a mess of myself
Splashing - making a mess of my health

When I go out to a club
I check my mind at the door
with a porter in a paper bag
I pick it up when I leave at four

Soaking up the night with my eyes
saucers of burning oil
soaking up things with my paper skin
my blood is starting to boil

Splashing - making a mess of myself
Splashing - making a mess of my health

When I go out of my head
the lights go on in the sky
I just want to crawl in bed
I couldn't get up if I tried

Soaking up the night with my eyes
saucers of burning oil
soaking up things with my paper skin
my blood is starting to boil

Splashing

When I'm as big as my uncle Jim
I'll give you all cause to complain
walkin' around with boots on my head
like a missile on a train

Splashing - making a mess of myself
Splashing - making a mess of my health

Soaking up the night with my eyes
saucers of burning oil
soaking up things with my paper skin
my blood is starting to boil

Splashing - making a mess of myself
Splashing - making a mess of my health

Splashing, I'm still splashing
Splashing, I'm still splashing
Splashing, splashing
Splashing, splashing