Traded in his woody
On a four by four
Threw his Okanuis in a bag
For the second-hand store
Got a four-wheel drive
With a cruise control
He's a pirate of the highway
With a silicone soul
He had a mop-top
Now, he got a laptop
Laptop
He used to ride a Malibu
And everyone said, "Look at him go"
Now he's on the net
Everyone says, "Watch him grow"
He can get to Surf City on the internet
Ooh, but he never gets wet
He had a mop-top
Now, he got a laptop
Laptop
He had a mop-top
Now, he got a laptop
Let's stop
Traded in his woody
On a four by four
He threw his Okanuis in a bag
For the second-hand store
He can get to Surf City on the internet
Ooh, but he never gets wet
Surfer Joe
Watch him grow
Surfer Joe
Watch him grow
