Well I don't know why I came here tonight I got the feelin' that somethin' ain't right I'm so scared in case I fall off my chair And I'm wonderin' how I'll get down the stairs Clowns to the left of me Jokers to the right Here I am stuck in the middle with you Yes I'm stuck in the middle with you And I'm wonderin' what it is I should do It's so hard to keep this smile from my face Lose control, yeah I'm all over the place Clowns to the left of me Jokers to the right Here I am stuck in the middle with you Well you started off with nothin' And you're proud that you're a self-made man And your friends they all come crawlin' Slap you on your back and say Please& Please& Oh! I'm tryin' to make some sense of it all But I can see it makes no sense at all Is it cool to go to sleep on the floor Cause I don't think I can take it no more Clowns to the left of me Jokers to the right Here I am stuck in the middle with you yeah Well you started off with nothin' And you're proud that you're a self-made man And your friends they all come crawlin' Slap you on your back and say Please& Please& Well I don't know why I came here tonight I got the feelin' that somethin' ain't right I'm so scared in case I fall off my chair I keep wonderin' how I'll get down the stairs Clowns to the left of me, Jokers to the right, Here I am stuck in the middle with Stuck in the middle with Stuck in the middle with you Oh now! Well I'm stuck in the middle with you, Yeah stuck in the middle with you, Oh here I am stuck in the middle with you Here I am stuck in the middle with you Stuck in the middle with you