Woke up in time to catch the evening news Sure got some leaders who can spread the blues I fried some rice up in the frying pan Headed out the door Went to wonder, wonder, wonderland Wonder, wonder wonderland Down in wonderland I pass the time away We play the piano but it ain't no Steinway Some fallen angel usually takes my hand and leads me around the corner of wonder, wonder, wonderland Wonder, wonder, wonderland All of the people in wonderland have wondrous plans that never come to pass Life in all her wisdoms made them low All of the people in wonderland have no regrets they've always placed their reigns on debts Down in wonderland the geals ain't joking take you to heaven for a subway token Each night my woman is with a different man Leaning on a bar down in wonder, wonder, wonderland Wonder, wonder, wonderland All of the people in wonderland have wondrous plans that never come to pass Life in all her wisdoms made them low All of the people in wonderland have no regrets they've always placed their reigns on debts Down in wonderland we drown all our sorrows Got too much yesterdays and no tomorrows So if you need me I'll be on the stand, Fingering the ivories in wonder, wonder, wonderland Wonder, wonder, wonderland All of the people in wonderland have wondrous plans that never come to pass (wonderland, wonderland) Life in all her wisdoms made them low (wonderland, wonderland) All of the people in wonderland have no regrets they've always placed their reigns on debts (wonderland, wonderland) Life in all her wisdoms made them low (wonderland, wonderland)