I'm a Ravenclaw
I like to read books
When I cast spells
They're off the frickin' hook
I'm a Gryffindor
I'll fly with my friends
We'll never back down
And fight to the end
I'm a Slytherin
I am very rich
I'll go on a date
With whoever gets the snitch
I'm a Hufflepuff
Just stayin' relaxed
Gimme drinks and friends
No feuds we got tact
[Speaking]
(Slytherin): Ew, who brought the Hufflepuff?
(Hufflepuff): Hey, I'm just trying to have a good time over here.
Have a good time
A good time
I'm a Ravenclaw
I got wit beyond measure
I can catch a snitch
like it's caught up in a tether
I'm a Slytherin
The house of the snake
Come get in my way
And get tossed in the lake
I'm a Gryffindor
And we own the sky
Yeah, we always win
With our rally cry
I'm a Slytherin
The top of my class
If you disagree
I'll kick your Muggle ass
[Speaking]
(Alex): Uh, Alan, do you even know what Harry Potter is?
(Alan): Well, I haven't read the books, but I've seen all the movies!
Let's beat him up
Let's beat him up
I'm a Slytherin
A big fan of Snape
If it's a MoM album
We have to say Snape
I'm a Hufflepuff
We're true to the end.
United we stand
So I'll stand with my friends
I'm a Gryffindor
Aas brave as the come
And my namesake sword
Will get the job done.
I'm a Ravenclaw
My brain is super fast
Like Sheldon Cooper
But not a total ass.
[Speaking]
(Luke): So who's this Sheldon Cooper guy, anyway, Aaron?
(Aaron): He's from the show The Big Bang Theory.
You're out of the band.
He's no Spock
I don't want to go
