Spikey lady shiny queen 
Don't you tell them what you've seen,
Plastic people silicon 
Never let them in your home,

Don't become a middle man 
Keep your mouth shut if you can,
Don't you tell them what you know 
They will go anyway the wind blows,

Be my best friend be my baby 
I'll be there for you maybe,
Don't get on the roller coaster 
Ya burn your fingers on the toasters,

Just a fair weather friend 
Gone when the summer end,
They will look into your eyes 
Tell you pretty perfume lies,

Slinky slimy lotus eaters jeepers creepers 
Get a load of those peepers,
Talking all that mumbo jumbo 
People pass in solo limbo,

See them slip see them slide 
But have you seen the nasty side,
With all the smiling and kissing 
Listen to the hiss hiss hissing,

She slip she slide 
She don't know why she hide,
Dizzy little missy 
With a twinkle in her eye bye bye,

Finger lickin' good 
Kill you if she could 
Dig it when you're down 
Send in the clown,

Don't let them poke don't let them peek 
Their friendly chat is cheap
You look so fine you look so hip 
You're styling makes me trip,

Take your place if they could 
These are the people in your neighbourhood,
She slips she slides 
She don't know why she hide,

Poking peeking sneaking cheating sniffing sliding,
A running and hiding, creeping crawling 
Feeling and mauling,
Fickle little tickles 
Brains like pickles,

She slip she slides 
She don't know why she hide,
Dizzy little missy 
With a twinkle in her eye bye bye,

Finger lickin' good 
Kill you if she could 
Dig it when you're down 
Send in the clown,

She slip she slide 
She don't know why she hide,
Dizzy little missy 
With a twinkle in her eye bye bye,

Finger lickin' good 
Kill you if she could 
Dig it when you're down 
Send in the clown.