Down at an English fair, One evening I was there, When I heard a showman shouting Underneath the flare: Hoi've got a lo-ve-ly bunch o' coconuts. There they are a-standin' in a row. Big ones, small ones, some as big as yer 'ead! Give 'em a twist, a flick o' the wrist, That's what the showman said. Hoi've got a lo-ve-ly bunch o' coconuts. Hevery ball yer throw will make me rich. There stands me wife, the idol of me life, Singin' "roll a-bowl a ball, a penny a pitch! Singin' roll a-bowl a ball, a penny a pitch! Singin' roll a-bowl a ball, a penny a pitch! Roll a-bowl a ball, roll a-bowl a boll, singin' roll a-bowl a ball a penny a pitch! I've got a lo-ve-ly bunch of coconuts (They're lovely!) There they are a standing in a row. (One, two, three, four) Big ones, small ones, some as big as your head (And bigger) Give 'em a twist, a flick of the wrist, that's what the showman said. Now that hoi've got a lo-ve-ly bunch of coconuts. (La-da-de-da-da) Hevery ball you throw will make me rich. (Have a banana) There stands me wife, the idol of me life, Singin' roll a-bowl a ball, a penny a pitch! All together now! Singin' roll a-bowl a ball, a penny a pitch! (Harmony!) Singin' roll a-bowl a ball, a penny a pitch! Roll a-bowl a ball, roll a-bowl a ball, singin' roll a-bowl a ball, a penny a pitch. Singin' roll a-bowl a ball, a penny a pitch!