I'm driving Your girlfriend home And she's saying How she never chose you ";Turn left";, she says I turn left And she says ";So how did I end up So deeply involved in The very existence I planned on avoiding ?"; And I can't answer I'm driving Your girlfriend home And she's laughing To stop herself crying ";Drive on";, she says I drive on And she says ";So how did I end up Attached to this person When his sense of humour Gets gradually worser ?"; And I can't tell her I'm parking Outside her home And we're shaking hands Goodnight, so politely