You and me, we're not the same 
I am a sinner, you are a saint 
When we get to the pearly gates 
You'll get the green light 
I'll get the old door in the face 

Doo-doo-doo 
I'm a loser, a disgrace 
Yeah! 
I've found love in the strangest place 
Tied up and branded, locked in a cage 
I say I'm gonna stage a great escape 
Let loose and love all ??? (things?) but baby we're out 
of place 

Doo-doo-doo 
I'm a loser, a disgrace 
You're a beauty, a luminary, in my face 

I've got a lot, not a lot, I gotta lot less than a lot 
I've got problems 
Not just ones that are little 
It's those people problems 
That's something to consider 
When you come for dinner at my place 

Ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh 
Ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh 
Ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh 
Yeah! 

I seem to find myself with the craziest of dames 
They get the ball on me 
I do forget the chains 

Yeah, yeah, yeah 
Some say strange be a stranger's game 
Some go to baseball 
Some go to ??? (basic face? face the face?) 
They can't seem to say 

Doo-doo-doo 
I'm a loser' a disgrace 
You're a beauty, a luminary, in my face 

I've got a lot, not a lot, I gotta lot less than a lot 
I've got problems 
Not just ones that are little 
It's those people problems 
That's something to consider 
When you come for dinner at my place 

Woo! 
Yeah! 
Hahahaha! 

I've got problems 
Not just ones that are little 
It's those people problems 
That's something to consider 
When you come for dinner at my 
Something to consider 
When you come to dinner 
At my place