Callin all cars, callin all cars 
Be on the look out for a pussy vandalism. Over 
A pussy bandit 
Suspect is known in many states for dickin yo woman. Over 
He is dangerous, be on the look out 


I knock the muthafuckin pussy off the hook 
Huh, I take the face off the rapper fuckin with the punch master 
The tight line sharp shooter, the handsome assassin 
Cuss word expert 
You don't know nothing bout this 
Come on mamma and get cha something braid it up pimpin 
I make a shy cryin bitch start swimming 
Take it off Put cha legs up, see if I can touch the kitty 
Fuck it fuck it suck it 200 dollars, bitch that ain't nothing (hurry up and buy) 
Show me what cha working wit 
But if ya pussy smellin shrimpy Ho, get yo fuckin shirt and shit 
Somebody better stop her, she runnin round this bitch ha pussy smellin like Red Lobster 
That's the type of Bitch ya don't touch 
Some hoes you can look at but the rest don't Fuck! 


Dick don't fail me now (huh huh) 
I knock the coochie lining out (thas right) 
If I hit it one time ya hooked (and thas it) 
They call me the pussy crook (give it up) 

Dick don't fail me now (huh huh) 
I knock the coochie lining out (thas right) 
If I hit it one time ya hooked (and thas it) 
They call me the pussy crook (break ya self) 


Somebody tell me the woman complaining talking bout I'm too sexual 
But leave me alone with her, betcha I could sex the hoe 
Fuck you like I ate my vegetables 
Knock it down for an hour and a half and still got dick left the door 
The MAN RIGHT CHEA!!!! 
Fuck you on the floor and still shake the chandelier 
I got it caught again somewhere 
Stop that fuckin runnin and bring that ass over here 
Bitch touch yo toes 
Touch that wall 
work that pole 
What you doin after 2 AM? In the Horetel 
Gotta give ya whatcha came for 
Waste hittin wash it off then face hittin manojetwas I stay getting 
If you can't work it then don't flirt 
If you got them little bitty titties don't raise yo shirt 
I sort em out and some ain't stayin 
Take them fuckin thongs off Don't here wit no plan 
I cut cha up when I'm climmin on ya 
Throw it at cha like I'm a phenomenon 


Dick don't fail me now (huh huh) 
I knock the coochie lining out (thas right) 
If I hit it one time ya hooked (and thas it) 
They call me the pussy crook (give it up) 

Dick don't fail me now (huh huh) 
I knock the coochie lining out (thas right) 
If I hit it one time ya hooked (and thas it) 
They call me the pussy crook (break ya self) 


What the fuck you mean yo period done you can't gimme no lovin? 
Shit, it's time for Funky fire boo hole pluggin 
She said "I never done that stuff" 
I said " Well let me talk you through it, get the KY jelly" 
Put a hump in yo back baby quit movin yo leg get loose and relax lady 
She was actin all timid 
But the next thing you know she was humpin back wit me 
I was all the way up in that ass 
I was hard like a horse she still wanted to do it fast 
2 hours and no part still talking bout "DON'T STOP OHHH LORD" 


Dick don't fail me now (huh huh) 
I knock the coochie lining out (thas right 
If I hit it one time ya hooked (and thas it) 
They call me the pussy crook (give it up) 

Dick don't fail me now (huh huh) 
I knock the coochie lining out (thas right) 
If I hit it one time ya hooked (and thas it) 
They call me the pussy crook (break ya self) 


Callin all cars, callin all cars, suspect last seen 
headed east on I10 toward New Orleans. Over 
Be advised he is armed with dick, and striking good looks. Over 
The suspect is in a big truck excursion or escalade or something 
shit he is in a big truck. Be on the look out leave all pussy inside 


Gimmie this motherfuckin money. Yall motherfuckers ain't go never catch me 
The only thing yall gone catch is this DICK!! You motherfucker 
This a motherfuckin nother KLC SMASH!! You motherfucker 
Mystikal medicine Man Big truck nigga. Over.