Do you have the time to listen to me whine 
About nothing and everything all at once 
I am one of those 
Melodramatic fools 
Neurotic to the bone 
No doubt about it 

Sometimes I give myself the creeps 
Sometimes my mind plays tricks on me 
It all keeps adding up 
I think I'm cracking up 
Am I just paranoid? 
I'm just stoned 

I went to a shrink 
To analyze my dreams 
She says it's lack of sex that's bringing me down 
I went to a whore 
He said my life's a bore 
And quit my whining cause it's bringing her down 

Grasping to control 
So you better hold on