You know how it is! I'm... I'm... I'm... 
I'm 40 now and I got a family and I got shit to do.  
And, you know, I made the decision when I was 40... 
I'm goin' on the wagon, you know?  
No more drinking, no more drug taking, no... oh, this?  
This is a beer, but... you know... this is light beer!  
It's... it's not even like drinking beer!

I've become a cliché.
I've become a cliché.
I've become a cliché.
I've become a cliché.

Okay, well, I'll have a drink or two at shows, 
but only to loosen up.  
I totally stopped doing drugs.  
Oh, prescription drugs are... you know, that's different.  
It doesn't have to be my prescription.  
If a doctor prescribes these drugs, they've gotta be pretty safe.  
But, you know, I definitely don't do street drugs anymore.  
I mean, unless you've got some.

I've become a cliché.
I've become a cliché.
I've become a cliché.
I've become a cliché.

Oh, you're not holding.  
That's cool.  
No big deal.  
You know, I never do it unless it's just around... 
or someones offering it.  
Oh, I know a guy!  
Yeah, he's... he's like 10 minutes away.  
I'll... I'll drive.  I'll drive.  
You know, I got money too!  
Oh, oh we... yeah we could just stay here.  
Or... I'll be back in 20.

I've become a cliché.
I've become a cliché.
I've become a cliché.
I've become a cliché.

Whaddya mean?  
This is not last call.  
This is first call.  
We'll... we'll... I know a place we can go.  
We'll go right... You threw up!