I’m all wet 
My feet don’t work, I’m getting a new seat 
I am that gleam in the baby’s eye 
As he grabs the Lysol and gives it a try 
Not dead yet 

Here we are on the move again 
Riding the skies in a DC-10 
The movie’s a scream, there’s a couple of stars 
Raping a girl in the back of a car 
I am that crashing jet 

I’m all wet 
I’m not dead yet, there’s a hole in the fishnet 
I am that face on a rainy night 
That stares eyes wide open into you headlights 
I’m all wet 

I am that love you can never forget 
I am the balance and you are the dept 
Your payments are due, I’m the voice on the phone 
Sell of your car, mortage your home 
I am that cancelled cheque 

I’m all wet I’m not dead yet 

I’m not dead yet 
I’m not dead yet