(Rap)
(F) Watashi kono WANPIISU de ii kashira?
(M) n~ suteki ja na?
(F) Nice na kurubushi mabushii yo
(M) oh~ matte yo kawaiko chan
(M) docchi? docchi? docchi ni suru no?
Hayaku kime nakya kaeru wa yo
(F) E~matte yo kyawaiko chan
(M) No!! Dont TACCHI me!!
(F) Uresui~ na hajimete hito ni homerareta~
(M) homerareta?
(F) Sou tashika go-nen mannen boku chinnen
(M) Surudoku JAPANIIZU AFUTAA ME-
(M) Sorosoro kaerou ka?
(F) Anta nante daikirai!!
Nante usso, usso, uhho, uhoho

Ni jigen me no suugaku no jikan
Kyouhatsu mete kokuban wo mita
Houteishiki no mondai kokoromita
Sensei yobu tsumori ga Kaa-san! soutai sa
Ii tai koto wa wakaru yo
Ore no kyara dewa nai
Sore demo tsukkomu warau
Docchi ka atte mo iin ja nai?
Ganbatta matsu no shippai houchi PUREI wa nai
Kaeri no basu mouyaru kiga nai
Yoru furo dete atp chakushin ari
(Phone talk)
Furete konai!?

Itsu mo anata wa HIROIN de
Itsumo watashi wa penyomupon
Kaminoke someta no kiduite yo
Ano toki no yubiwa doushita no?
Chanto me wo mite shaberou
Sore ga watashi no kontoshi no mokuhyou
Atta kotonashii kareshi to kyou mo
Asa made chatto shiyou
Kareshi ga renji no naoki ni geki ji
Kaze no uwasa de shiri mashita
Watashi SUPUUN magere masu
SUKOORU oko semasu
Ensou tomere masu
Ano toki no anata no hitokoto
Ima da ni hiki zutten no
Ano kotoba omoidashita yoru wa
Hamigaki shinaide nemuri masu
Anata wa watashi nikou itta...
Omae wa daitai toppogi mitai na...