MAUREEN Every single day I walk down the street I hear people say, "Baby so sweet" Ever since puberty,Everybody stares at me Boys, girls..I can't help it baby. So be kind and don't lose your mind Just remember that I'm your baby Take me for what I am Who I was meant to be And if you give a damn Take me baby or leave me...... Take me baby or leave me A tiger in a cage Can never see the sun This diva needs her stage Baby - let's have fun! You are the one I choose Folks'd kill to fill your shoes You'd love the limelight too, baby So be mine or don't waste my time Cryin' - " oh Honeybear - Are you still my, my, my baby?" Take me for what I am Who I was meant to be And if you give a damn Take me baby or leave me No way - Can I be what I'm not But hey - Don't you want your girl hot!? Don't fight - Don't lose your head Cause every night- Who's in your bed? who? Who's in your bed? spoken sweetly-"kiss pookie?" JOANNE spoken sternly-"that wont work!" I look before I leap I love margins and discipline I make lists in my sleep Baby what's my sin? Never quit - I follow through I hate mess - but I love you What to do With my impromptu baby So be wise 'cus This girl satisfies You've got a prize, dont compromise You're one lucky baby Take me for what I am MAUREEN spoken- "A control freak" JOANNE Who I was meant to be MAUREEN spoken- "A snob - yet over-attentive" JOANNE And if you give a damn MAUREEN spoken louadly-"A loveable, droll geek" JOANNE Take me baby or leave me MAUREEN yelled-"And anal retentive" BOTH That's it! JOANNE The straw that breaks my back BOTH I quit! JOANNE Unless you take it back BOTH Women MAUREEN What is it about them? BOTH Can't live - With them - Or without them! Take me for what I am JOANNE 1st round-Who I was meant to be MAUREEN2nd round-Who i was meant to be JOANNE-And if you give a damn, you'd better Take me baby or leave me MAUREEN-take me or leave me BOTH- Take me baby Or leave me Guess I'm leavin' I'm gone!