Size don´t matter
 Well that´s usually true
 More important
 Is who it´s attached to
 But to find a larger tool
 can sometimes be so thrilling
 It goes down smooth
 Definitely more filling
 It´s fat and wide
 I can barely get my hand around it
 Thick as a can of beer
 Waiting for my lips to surround it
 When i was young they´d complain
 That i had a big mouth
 But now it comes in handy
 When my beercan boy gets randy
 Beercan boy, my beercan boy
 Beercan boy, my beercan boy
 I want to get him off
 And feel his silky jizz
 I want to pop his top
 And see him spurt and fizz
 Look at the head on that brew!
 I´ll go down on it and nuzzle it
 But no swallowing allowed
 Even though i´d to guzzle it
 I´m afraid we´ll get into a quarrel
 Cause with one that big
 It´s tough to do anything more
 Than oral