I'm a cocksucking faggot, a flaming faggot
 A fuck bunny, fruitcake, cum superdeli, homo
 Uncle Walt, Auntie Mame, little sissy pansy
 Fudge-packing butt pirate, drag queen, hairdresser
 Interior decorator, pervert, pornographer
 Sodomite, sex fiend, mincing, limpy-wrist
 Scat-nosed poof prince, a resident of Castro
 And president of the united states of love
 Said president of the united states of love

 If you ask me to dinner you'd better feed me
 Honeydew, penne pasta, goat cheese, herbal tea
 Some Perrier (so you say), some quiche lorraine (so you say)
 Focaccia (so you say), radicchio (so you say)
 If you don't watch out this bogeyman will get you
 Ooooooooh, yeah
 Ooooooooh, yeah
 So you say!