I've got nothing against a man 
 Whose dick is hard straight 
 I&';ll take it in my hand 
 It sure feels great 

 But there's one thing 
 That turns me on for sure 
 And that is a man 
 Whose dick has got curvature 

 Curvature, curvature 
 Something that can peek out at me around the  furniture 
 Curvature, curvature 

 Something that really gets me off is curvature 
 When I get home with a guy 
 And it's getting late 

 I can';t wait to gauge the angle of his tubesteak 
 When I get around 
 To opening his package 
 The guy who's bent like the St. Louis arch 
 Is gonna have an advantage