Hope springs eternal
 But boys spring infernal
 Had high hopes
 It lasted just a couple of gropes
 Scraps and crumbs
 Are all that's been on my plate
 My box of condoms
 Is past its expiration date
 Macho men and catty queens
 And precious little inbetween
 Cute guy i got to meet
 Another drug tragedy
 I'm a reliable guy
 In a city of flakes
 My box of condoms
 Is past its expiratios date
 Trying to find my own niche
 Accomplishing nearly zilch
 Do i give in and condom?
 Suck up to the norm?
 I can't relate
 This box of condoms
 Is past its expiration date