Feel like i landed on another planet
 Of clones with gym tits as hard as granite
 Body fascists rule this land
 Where can i find a flat-chested man?
 Feel out place and so alone
 Amidst the hairspray and cologne
 Attitude cuts you like a knife
 Ken dolls on steroids come to life
 In the fluffy city
 The Santa Monica Boulevard scene
 Poodle hair and sausage jeans
 The "International Male" store
 The mannequins and customers are interchangeable
 Makes me want to get a Revolver*
 The whole place puts me in a Rage*
 In a town full of out of work actors
 The whole world truly is a stage
 In the fluffy city
 Met a guy, what a joke
 He touched his hair and it broke
 Conversation was a strain
 He crossed his legs and crushed his brain
 Teal tank tops everywhere
 Cigarette smoke choking the air
 Underneath they might be deep
 But i have met so many creeps
 In the fluffy city
 (* two appalling clubs in West Hollywood)