He walks through the Lower Haight 
 With a pouch on one arm 
 He's tall and slim 
 And he moves with an animal charm 
 He's a foxy dude 

 I'd love to lure him to my room 
 We'll lay back Relax and do some shrooms
 My hippy dude, my hippy dude 
 Get you in the nude 
 And do things rude and lewd my hippy dude 

 The pants he wears Are made in EI Salvador 
 If I could get inside them 
 I'd be a happy man for sure 
 I realize many guys like this aren't gay 
 But there's so much ambiguity 
 I wouldn';t try to say 

 Chorus 
 I can't wait to get my hands 
 On your hippy dick 
 Your love pump is what I'll lick 
 Your hippy dick, your hippy dick 
 Your hip hip hip hip hip hip hippy dick 

 I think I could learn 
 To stand the Grateful Dead 
 It sure beats listening 
 To some dance remix instead 
 I'd love to run my hand 
 Through his long and wavy locks 
 And be stretched out on his bed 
 Holding one another's cocks 

 Chorus
 I can't wait to get my hands 
 On your hippy dick 
 Your love pump is what I'll lick 
 Your hippy dick, your hippy dick 
 Your hip hip hip hip hip hip hippy dick