Kevin's mysterious and enigmatic
 Kevin is tall and darkly attractive
 Kevin's the subject of speculation
 'Cause Kevin avoids any explanation

 Kevin's a bachelor, never dated
 He's had a dozen offers he's never taken
 Kevin is friendly but can be remote
 Avoids getting personal or too close

 Women wan to know
 Who's that handsome man?
 Men ask their acquaintances
 About that lad

 Kevin's inhibited, Kevin's quiet
 Intimacy seems to make him frightened
 He was seen kissing a woman once
 At a party when he was totally drunk

 Kevin's got friends he could confide in 
 But he's always denied them
 The simple facts, avoids revelations
 Kevin's a master of evasion

 Lives all alone, rarely goes out
 Is there a double life we don't know about?

 He won't say that he's gay
 He won't say that he's not
 He won't say that he's bi
 He won't be pinned down
 He'll say that he's picky
 And refuse to be labeled
 Then the changes the subject
 As soon as he's able
 His friends all see it as a matter of trust
 They'd never judge him on his lust
 They just wish he'd be more open
 They're tired and resentful of his withholding

 We're all in the dark
 Because Kevin won't talk
 We're all in the dark
 Because Kevin won't talk
 We're all in the dark
 Because Kevin won't talk
 But maybe Kevin's more confused than we are

 Kevin. Kevin. Kevin.
 Kevin. Kevin. Kevin.
 Kevin. Kevin. Kevin.
 Kevin. Kevin. Kevin.