He thinks heґs oscar wilde, but heґs paul lynde
Canґt say anything good about anything
He flips his cigarette with disdain
Youґve failed to live up to his standards again
Heґs a negative queen, heґs a negative queen
He reads all the latest magazines
Heґs quick to fallow, but thinks heґs in the lead
He was there and you werenґt
Youґre out of it, youґre not current
Heґs a negative queen, heґs a negative queen
He drips disdain, heґs lacking tact
Heґs popular in a scene
Where being nice is a radical act
Everythingґs got to be just so
If itґs not, heґll let you know
Donґt put up posters on castro street
Heґll rip them down so he shop in peace
Heґs a negative queen, heґs a negative queen
He struts into a bar with swagger
Stumbles out later with a stagger
Spent half his life in a bar
Now he looks so haggard
No sympathy for a braggart
Everythingґs got to be just so
If itґs not, heґll let you know
Darling, you simply havenґt lived
Unless youґve lived like him
Heґs a negative queen, heґs a negative queen
