He´s a virgin from behind
 He´s not as curious as me
 He never even stuck a finger up his butt
 Just to see how it would feel
 But now he´s trying
 To broaden his horizons
 Once you get to know the feeling
 You get so hot you could spray the ceiling
 He´s into classical music and classical tastes
 He´s got a classical butt and a classical waist
 If ancient composers get him off
 Then just call me Rachbottomoff
 Rock, rock, rock, Rachbottomoff
 I wanna rock, rock, rock his bottom off
 Rock, rock, rock, rock, rock, rock, rock, rock
 Rachbottomoff
 He was having second thoughts
 He was scared that it would hurt
 So he practiced with a dildo
 To see how that would work
 At first he was unsure
 And then the breakthrough occurred
 He felt freed and empowered
 Now he´s ready to be deflowered