Donnybrook between two gangsters And a bunch of merry pranksters
 
Two against a .22 Well who d'ya think is gonna win that Fight... fight?
 
Ten to one it's the gangsters Those pranksters, they can't even fight
 
Gangsters like their knuckles bloody Pranksters spike the drinks of their buddies
 
Gangsters treat their ladies right And pranksters curse their chickless plights (Aw man, there's no...dames)
 
I've got all this Harvard LSD Why won't anyone fuck me?!