Come down sit right here its OK 
And my words are spoken slurred every single day 
Sure to find some comfort, up against the hallway wall 
I know I could, never have it all 
Reaching the next level under 
Drinking starts this reflex, so I dial your number 
But the phone was out of order 
Last call was made at 2 AM 
Some how when it's broken 
Its always there to mend 

Stumble don't rumble 
Cause you might get killed 
Sip but don't tip 
Cause your beer you might spill 
Think what you feel 
Cause your feelings don't think 
Here at the office, 
We know just one drink 

And I've been living at this address all week 
Attractive cause my hair is dull 
And my clothes are starting to reek 
So when I'm to involved 
With the problems I can't solve 
Wrap my finger around the original quality.