My friend's a stooge for the media priests
He does the weather map for Channel 3
He smiles alot when I take him home
Stares at the rug if I leave him alone
Lays around the house in misery
He toes the line for the company
He's livin life
like a Hollow Man
hidin out in a Hollow Land
My Friend Is A Stooge For The Media Priests
In the morning with his hand on his heart
to keep the world safe from falling apart
he pledges allegiance to the Land of Thrills
No one there's born to pay their bills
He's livin life
like a Hollow Man
hidin out in a Hollow Land
My Friend Is A Stooge For The Media Priests
My friend's a stooge for the media priests
He does the weather map for Channel 3
