Some hats are shaped like Oklahoma 
Some hats are shaped like the Zuider Zee 
Some hats are small & dusty objects 
Some hats look like me 
Some hats are thinking caps, 
unmindful of their dinghy flaps 
Some hats are springboks, 
startled by low-flying trucks 
O-we-o-we-i 
I don't want to know why 

Some hats tumble & fly through the air 
Some hats sit on foam heads & stare 
O-we-o-we-i 
Please don't ask me why 
O-we-o-we-i 
I don't want to know why