I sent her two postcards
They came right back
I sent her two postcards
A big potato from Boise, Idaho
A giant trout from Boston, Massachusetts
A catfish in a top hat from New Orleans
Flaming watermelons from Dallas, Texas
Corn cob with 2 feet and 3 hands from Omaha
Pencils from Lincoln, Nebraska
A 3-D Grand Canyon
Strangely enough, that was from New Mexico
Happy day
Oh happy day
Happy day
Oh happy day

I sent her two postcards
They came right back
I sent her two postcards
Big wheel from Detroit, Michigan
A lake freighter from Chicago
A cow wearing a stetson, Montana
A chicken farm ranch from Utah
Utah was a good state for that sort of thing
It's Salt Lake City
Salt Lake City is a very good thing for that sort of thing
In fact it's one of the best things
for that sort of thing
that I've ever run into

Delaware Water Gap
Bill's Laugh-Inn
Jersey Shore, Pennsylvania
Dubois, Pennsylvania

Did I ever tell you the story about the time I broke down outside Dubois?