Elvis had an heart-attack, 'cos he got too bleedin' fat. 
He weighed nearly half a ton, he looked more like a pregnant mum. 

Elvis is dead, Elvis is dead. 

Elvis had a gammy leg, he had a gammy head. 
He had a gammy kidney, he's better-off dead. 

In August 1977, Elvis met his fate. 
But he couldn't get into heaven, 'cos he couldn't get thru the gate.