B Well she came looking for meC With her arms open wide,F B C Like some long lost friend of mine.F B She said 'Excuse me,C F B But do you remember me?C F B I said 'No, I don't believe I do'C So she looked me up and downF B C And undressed me with her eyes.F Then she said,B C You've got everything I need,F B C You've got everything I want.F So I said 'OK,B C You can wear my hat,F You can have my coat,B C You can take my shirt,F 'Cause I don't need it.B C You can wear my shoes,F You can take my socks,B C Come on take my bag it's yours.F B C If you love it,F B C You can have it, if you love it,F B C Ain't no problem, if you love it,F B C F Come on take it, if you love it.B So her friend came up to meC With a pen and paper in her hand,F B Expressing some interestC In the number of my room,F B She said 'Excuse me,C F But do you remember me?B I said 'No,'C F B She said 'Can I appeal to you?'C So I looked her up and down.F B C And realising her insinuations, I blushed.F B C F She said 'Listen babe you don't know me,B C No you don't know me but you owe me,F B C And I love you,F B C Yes, I love you,F B Put your arms around me, 'cause I love you,C F B C And I got all your records, and I love you.F So I suggested,B C You can wear my hat,F You can have my coat,B C You can take my shirt,F 'Cause I don't need it.B C You can wear my shoes,F You can take my socks,B C Come on take my bag it's yours.F B C If you love it,F B C You can have it, if you love it,F B C Ain't no problem, if you love it,F B Come on take it, if you love it.C Love it, c'mon love it.B Well later that day,C# This guy came to meF# B C# With a scrap of paper in his hand.F# B He said, 'Hey buddy, can youC# F# Sign your name for me?'B C# I said 'Why, why do I owe you money?'F# B He said, 'No'.C# F# I said, 'Listen pal do I know you?B Have we ever met?C# Why do you want my nameF# B C# On this little piece of paper?F# B Db He said 'I love you,F# B Db I don't know you, but I love you,F# B Like my brother, I love you,C# F# B Put your arms around me, 'cause I love you.'C# F# I said 'Hey, let's not rush things.B C# You can wear my hat,F# You can have my coat,B C# You can take my shirt,F# 'Cause I don't need it.B C# You can wear my shoes,F# You can take my socks,B C# Come on take my bag it's yours.F# B Db If you love it,F# B Db You can have it, if you love it,F# B Db Ain't no problem, if you love it,F# B Come on, take it, if you love it.C# F# B Love it, come on love it.C# F# BC# Ain't no problem from me if you want it.F# B C# Take my hat, take my bag,F# B Db Gb I don't need nothing.B C# You can wear my hat,F# You can wear my hat,B C# F# C'mon, wear my hat, wear my hat,B C# You can wear my hat,F# C'mon, wear my hat,B C# You can wear my hat,F# Come on, wear my hat