Em
   
   C             Em            C
*: Stupid girls, stupid girls, stupid girls
      Em                          C 
   Baby if I act like that, that guy will call me back
         Em                    C
   porno paparazzi girl, i dont wanna be your stupid girl
   
         Em 
1. Go to Fred Segal, you'll find them there
             C
   Laughing loud so all the little people stare
            Em                                C
   Looking for a daddy to pay for the champagne
                 Em
   What happened to the dreams of a girl president
                C
   She's dancing in the video next to 50 Cent
              Em
   They travel in packs of two or three
              C
   With their itsy bitsy doggies and their teeny-weeny tees
   B
   Where, oh where, have the smart people gone?
   B
   Oh where, oh where could they be?
      
   Em                        C 
R: Maybe if I act like that, that guy will call me back
   Em                  C     
   Porno Paparazzi girl, I don't wanna be a stupid girl
   Em                     C
   Baby if I act like that, flipping my blond hair back
   Em                      C
   Push up my bra like that, I don't wanna be a stupid girl 
   
2. Disease's growing, it's epidemic
   I'm scared that there ain't a cure
   The world believes it and I'm going crazy
   I cannot take any more
   I'm so glad that I'll never fit in
   That will never be me
   Outcasts and girls with ambition
   That's what I wanna see
   Disasters all around, world despaired
   Their only concern
   Will they **** up my hair   
R: Maybe if I act like that...
    
   Em
*: Pretty will you **** me girl, silly as a lucky girl
   C
   Pull my head and suck it girl, stupid girl!
   Em
   Pretty would you **** me girl, silly as a lucky girl
   C
   Pull my head and suck it girl, stupid girl!  
   Em                     C  
   Baby if I act like that, flipping my blond hair back
   Em                     C
   Push up my bra like that, stupid girl!
R: Maybe if I act like that...
 
   Em            C            Em
*: Stupid girls, stupid girls, stupid girls, stupid girls...