My baby said she don't want to see my face 
She kicked me right on out of her place 
Now I'm back with the band and my girl is long gone 
She broke my heart bad so I wrote down this song 

I'm about as sad as they come 
Yeah, I'm stupid, stoned and dumb 
I'm a pretty pitiful sight 
Lately I can't get myself right 

Boys, I can't get this girl out of my head 
I just know she's got another man in her bed 
They said, "Bret, let us give you some advice -- 
In Hollywood, love don't come easy, it comes at a price" 

So your girlfriend is a dancer and she makes love for money 
Used to get it free we really think you're lucky 
Loves a two way street you got hit by the bus 
Don't break your heart or you'll end up like us 

So you got dumped 
Don't feel ashamed 
We got a little something 
Something gonna ease your pain 
So I toke and I snort and I smoke and I sniff 
By the way, what day is this? 

So your girlfriend is a dancer and she makes love for money 
Used to get it free we really think you're lucky 
Loves a two way street you got hit by the bus 
Don't break your heart or you'll end up like us 

So your girlfriend is a dancer and she makes love for money 
Used to get it free we really think you're lucky 
Loves a two way street you got hit by the bus 
Don't break your heart or you'll end up like us 

You're a natural born loser don't you understand 
That's why you're born to sing in a rock and roll band 
Born to feel the pain and write sad songs 
With losers like us this is where you belong 

So your girlfriend is a dancer and she makes love for money 
Used to get it free we really think you're lucky 
Loves a two way street you got hit by the bus 
Don't break your heart or you'll end up like us 

The band was making it big, I was making the scene 
Drive big cars and making some green 
Wrote a big hit; a number one song 
But by then my girl was long gone 

So your girlfriend is a dancer and she makes love for money 
Used to get it free we really think you're lucky 
Loves a two way street you got hit by the bus 
Don't break your heart or you'll end up like us 

So your girlfriend is a dancer and she makes love for money 
Used to get it free we really think you're lucky 
Loves a two way street you got hit by the bus 
Don't break your heart or you'll end up like us 

So your girlfriend is a dancer and she makes love for money 
Used to get it free we really think you're lucky 
Loves a two way street you got hit by the bus 
Don't break your heart or you'll end up like us