Oompa Loompa 
Doompa-dee-do 
I've got another 
Puzzle for you 

Oompa Loompa 
Doompa-dee-dee 
If you are wise 
You'll listen to me 

What do you get 
From a glut of TV? 
A pain in the neck 
And an IQ of three 

Why don't you try 
Simply reading a book? 
Or could you just not bear 
To look? 

You'll get no 
You'll get no 
You'll get no 
You'll get no 
You'll get no commercials 

Oompa Loompa 
Doompa-dee-da 
If you're not greedy 
You will go far 

You will live in 
Happiness too 
Like the Oompa 
Oompa Loompa 
Doompa-dee-do 

Doompa-dee-do