Schemers always scheming And they're scheming all the time By the flicker of the campfire the scheming dibly shine And they laugh and fantasize about the prize With the colors fresh and creamy they will scratch upon the rise Aw, schemers wretched scheming Scheme on through the night He's formulating plans while tucked well out of sight And they laugh and carry on without the fear Of knowing the ramifications of the walls with tiny ears Scheming always scheming And they're scheming all the time These little schemers they got scheming on their minds Inaugerate the masses less than wise The most successful schemers have the most collosal lies