I want to chew my bubble gum with you. And I want to walk you home from school. And I want to carry your books to every class. And I want to fuck you up the ass. Girl, don't you know it's true, how much I love you. I want to sing it 'cross the land, oh won't you hold my hand? She tells me that she loves me, Now I'm gonna tell her that I love her. She tells me that she loves me, Now I'm gonna try and fuck her. But where the hell are my priorities? Left in the hands of the authorities.