Hello grandma how do you like it 
Lying in the tub through disembolwed 
Can you remember you always compeled me to eat 
And if I wasn't hungry you gave me the sticky 
Now I am hungry but please don't bother 
You don't have cook because you are my lunch 
Maybe the flesh is a little stingy 
It doesn't matter it's good for my teeth 
Your big strong hands 
With all their swollen vessels 
I'll keep in memory 
Of the many slaps 
Your brain with eggs and vegetables 
I think that will taste bloody delicious 
Now there's only one thing you can do 
Grandma wish me jolly good